Elvis Cake…It Ain’t Clean, but It’s Yummy

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One of my recent hobbies has been to go through my grandmother’s collection of recipes and digitize them. This is one of my favorites. I have no idea why it is called an Elvis cake, though. I am going to work on a gluten free version this weekend. 

 

Elvis Cake.

1 butter cake mix
1/2 cup water
3 large eggs
7 T. Butter
1 (20 oz.) can crushed pineapple with juice
1 1/2 cups sugar

Following package directions, combine cake mix, water, eggs and butter. Bake cake. With a fork, punch holes in cake while hot. Boil undersigned pineapple and sugar on low heat for 6 minutes and pour over cake.

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Topping:
1 (8 oz) pkg. of cream cheese
1 stick of butter
1 box powdered sugar
1 1/2 cups chopped pecans

Mix ingredients well and spread over cake. Cover and store in refrigerator. Longer it sets the better. Freezes well. serves 10 to 12.

 
 
 

Flaxseed Shake and Bake (Gluten Free) 90’s Supper Reboot

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Aww yeah..Shake and Bake. Here is my updated version of one of my childhood yums. 

Flaxseed Shake and Bake 

1/2 cup gluten free baking mix of your choice (I used Bisquick)
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 tablespoon garlic powder
1/2 tablespoon or adjust to taste Walker and Sons Slap Ya Mama (no offense intended, it is a cajun spice mix)
2 teaspoons paprika
1/2 cup flaxseed meal

Mix ingredients together well. Coat chicken or pork in mixture. Bake at 400 F until done.

Clean Breakfast Plate Club? Clean Flax Berry Muffin

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This summer, I was introduced to flaxseed meal while reading about the Wahls diet. I haven’t had a lot of time to play around with it in Mexico other than some pancakes and adding it to some Greek yogurt smoothies. A quick Google search will find that a common use for flaxseed meal, especially in paleo and GF eating is for a one minute muffin. I have made a couple of them this summer and I have failed, miserably. So today I set about to make one for myself that I think Alex might actually eat. And since I am branching out in uses for coconut oil, I wanted to use that instead of olive oil, so hear goes nothing. My basic recipe is the following:

Flax Berry Muffin- Base Recipe

1/4 cup whole ground flaxseed meal 
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 egg
1 teaspoon coconut oil

Some of the options to add are the following:
1 teaspoon stevia
10 blueberries
4 strawberries
5 blackberries
1 tablespoon raw cacao
5 chocolate chips
t tablespoon natural jam
1 tablespoon natural applesauce

Whatever you add, mix together in a microwave safe mug and nuke for one minute on high. If your berries are frozen, nuke for one minute thirty seconds. The muffin will dry out quickly after you take it out, so eat it quickly. And be prepared to tweak the recipe. You might want to add flavoring extracts. 

Going off the sickly sweetened path….

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Clean eating and artificial sweeteners seem about as compatible as a vegetarian at an one of my husband’s barbecues. Lena and I have debated about Splenda, Sweet’N Low, Truvia, Stevia, Agave, Honey, and plain sugar until we have turned blue in the face. In the end, I had been comfortable with my decision to use Splenda. Lena That came to a halt last week after a visit to my neurologist. 

I’ve been blessed with relatively good health, praise the Lord. My eyesight is pretty bad and I get migraines, and the two issues may or may not be related. I’ve seen a neurologist, Dr. Scott Lynn, for the past 12 years. We have tried several prophylactic regimens, alternating between a low dose antidepressant and topiramate therapy. As my interest in wanting to get off of medications and lead a more natural lifestyle has increased, we have most recently discussed doing a more in-depth headache diary focusing on targeted food elimination. Some of my early migraines were linked to OCPs and during that time period I went through a thorough analysis of red wine, cheese, and processed meats and how they affect my migraine patterns, I am pretty sure that they don’t affect me and that there is a cyclical relationship between hormones and my migraines that I can’t control, only anticipate. After talking to Dr. Lynn, there are only a couple of things we haven’t really explored. Processed meats won’t be too hard to stop. Cured ham and bacon might be the hardest, but I don’t eat that much of either one.

As I found out this weekend, giving up artificial sweeteners is a little harder than I thought.

I have a love/hate relationship with the things since childhood. Granny Lucille made her “sweet” tea with Sweet’N Low. I seriously believe that stuff could’ve been used as embalming fluid, or maybe to remove love bugs from cars. It tasted the way I would imagine crushed up, dissolved moth ball water solution would taste. It was downright terrible. That’s why when I see my parents use the stuff, I cringe.  My father recently commented on the horrible aftertaste of the stuff, to which I responded, “Why do you even use it when there are other options?” My father responded that he didn’t even know about the other, newer (other than Splenda) options until a recent trip to O’Charleys last week. He tried one, liked it, took the packet home, lost it…..anyway. I have my research cut out for me, but I digress. Point is, I cringe watching my parents control their caloric intake with that nastiness and not with other techniques, like say, simply cutting calories in general.

My Mom and I have fought a losing battle for years with my father over his soda consumption. To be fair, I have consumed my fair share of non-diet soda in my lifetime, but it is not an option now. I allowed my son to have Sprite in the past. I am not banning it now because I know he will be at birthday parties and such, especially in Mexico or with someone other than myself, where soda is the only option. However, I will not let him have it if water or milk is available. At home, water and milk are the only two things he and I drink. I will drink unsweet iced tea if we are out. Mom drinks diet drinks. My father, however, has a +20 year coke a day habit that isn’t going to be broken soon. He usually washes down that soda with a pack of nabs. Sometimes he has more than one of those sodas/nabs per day.  This worries me, but there isn’t a lot I can do about it. We have talked about this. But after our last discussion, I came to a very sobering conclusion. My father has made a decision. He will not give up the calories in his snack crackers or full flavor sodas and if faced with a condition such as diabetes, he would make other adjustments in his diet in order to try to accommodate these indulgences because he derives pleasure from them. I, on the other hand, would rather derive pleasure from overall more long-term health benefits, so I am going to eliminate soda from my diet in general. Hey, I did this twice when I was pregnant, doing what I believe that God intended for us to do. I consumed water.

I do enjoy coffee and tea, though, so I am going to adjust my overall caloric intake to allow for full flavor sweetener in the form of honey. I enjoy making one minute flaxseed muffins sweetened with stevia. I am going to *try* to replace the stevia with natural fruit alternatives such as applesauce, blueberries, and raspberries. Hopefully I can retrain my taster to recognize the sweetness of good, natural stuff as opposed to nasty artificial stuff.

By the way, if you are interested in Lena’s expert opinion on what sweeteners are acceptable to use, she recommends Stevia or erythritol. Truvia or Nectresse are acceptable. If neither are available, Splenda is acceptable. Image

Finding a better cookie.

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Cookies are made of butter and love.  ~Norwegian Proverb

The above proverb may be true, but it’s not what started today’s mother-daughter spat. It all started over the on-going battle over my son’s nutrition. More specifically, my mother’s feeling that I am too strict on what my son can and cannot eat.

Let me get a few things out of the way first. I love my mother very much. She and my father have opened their home to us for a year while the Politician is in Spain pursuing his Master’s degree. I adore the relationship she and my father have, and I will be one blessed woman to have a husband who adores me and stands by me as my father has done for my mother. My  mom and I don’t always see eye to eye, but we find our ways to make each other happy.

Today was not one of those days for me, though. In fact, I struggled to find common ground today on a topic that I am finding more and more important each day where my son is concerned. That topic is nutrition. There are certain things that I don’t want my son to eat, consume, or drink, period. Alcohol, for example, would be something that I don’t want him to drink (duh). Thank God that is something that we don’t have do debate about. Some of the other things I am not a huge fan of are as follows:

  1. Caffeine products: As far as I know, A has never had a soda product with caffeine in it. I try to limit caffeine free soda consumption to a couple of times a month. I would prefer if he didn’t consume it at all, but I realize that’s probably not going to be an obtainable goal.
  2. Artificial Sweeteners: Um, just plain old yuck. I have never wanted A to have them, and now my neurologist has started getting me off of them as part of my migraine trigger ID plan.
  3. Red No. 40: Just creeps me out. Sure, there are conflicting studies out there. Just like there are for vaccines. I would generally prefer to color my food with natural coloring rather than something that is artificial, bottom line.
  4. Added sugar, in any form: This includes corn syrup, extra sugar, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, etc. This will come up in just a few minutes down below…..

In general, I prefer that my son eats organic items as much as possible, but I also understand that it is generally a bit more expensive to eat organic in Poplarville, Mississippi. That being said, it is worth it to me. This lead to a GREAT BIG SHOWDOWN today in Walmart.

Mom and I decided to do a little pre-birthday party shopping. I realize that I am going to have to serve about 35 people on a limited budget, so I am going to serve something that is kid friendly and not exactly the healthiest: pizza. I also plan to have a couple of veggie and fruit trays. The debate came up from the choice of BEVERAGE. As of late, Mom has kept a stock of Kool-Aid Jammers in the fridge, so she tried to convince me to buy them for the party, which I refuse to do.  I try to keep A out of them at home here in Mississippi.  We don’t have Kool-Aid in the house in Mexico. In fact, A only drinks milk, natural water, or water with fruit essence while in Mexico. He may have juice or Sprite once or twice a month.  If I had to buy a pre-boxed drink, without doing much research, I would have thought of Capri-Sun, based on some previous knowledge of the product. I know that at some point they did have less additives such as dyes and preservatives, but and equitable amount of HFCS. In the end, they probably wouldn’t be my ideal choice. I would prefer to make some sort of orange or lemonade with real sugar (no a lot, mind you), but I will have to investigate this before the party. Frankly I am ticked about my mother’s lack of support in the nutrition department. I feel that she should do a whole lot more to support me where my son’s nutrition is concerned. He is too young to be about to look out for what he puts in his body, so it is my job to do that for him. His body should be seen as a temple.

This brings us to the cookies.

 I could go on about the cookies in a humorous manner, because my father has used them to motivate two children and three grandchildren through numerous life events. I am tired, though, and I was tired in Walmart when my Mom decided to jab me one more time with the nutrition issue and basically call me a hypocrite; I am picky about what I let Alex eat and drink, but I allow my father to give Alex a cookie every day. One cookie, mind you. It is usually something like Chips Ahoy, but after today, I have committed myself to it being a better cookie. I have a plethora of recipes from my grandmother that I can modify with wholesome flours and flaxseed and chia. In the meantime, I bought a “better” cookie. Here is a picture. Alex, bless it, ate one Images, 

Kale Chips, Dehydrators, and Guadalajara

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My son Alex and I had the wonderful opportunity to spend the summer with my best friend, Dr. Lena Palmer and her husband in lovely Oak Park, Illinois. During the three months or so we spent there, I fell in love with several new foods/products and gained way too many pounds to mention. I also made some lovely new friends and tested out some cool new recipes. One of the new gadgets that I don’t think I can return to Mexico without will be a food dehydrator, but I have a problem.

You can’t find kale anywhere in Guadalajara. I have tried. I have failed.

Lena introduced me to kale chips during my second week in Oak Park. They are a wonderful, tasty, delightfully flavorful way of getting in those important servings of leafy greens into your diet. I have a very long, scary family history of cancer, including colon cancer. I also know from experience and experimentation that it is down right hard to get in the recommended amount of vegetables (five to thirteen according to the Harvard School of Public Health). Kale chips can be eaten as a convenient snack or powdered down as an add in to soups, gravies, and sauces.

You just can’t find kale anywhere in Guadalajara. I know. I have tried!

Although I fell in love with the dehydrator itself, I can still make the chips IF I could find kale. Since I can’t find kale, I am going to have to resort to growing it myself. Thank goodness I have a year in the States to experiment. At least this way I can find out if it is worth the risk, trying to sneak in kale seeds next year upon our return to expat life in Mexico. In the meantime, I am currently conducting a review of dehydrators and preparing the case of WHY I need to buy a dehydrator so I can convince the husband, AKA the Politician, that I really need it. Since that might take a while, I think I’ll make a batch of kale chips to tide me over… 🙂